Robotx txt V2

Maravilla que me he encontrado analizando unos archivos de robots.txt

copio y pego:

# Hi, I'm a big, fat, bloated company that is unable to think outside the box.  Here's a list of things I can't figure out how to do yet...
#   a. Make an operating system that doesn't suck
#   b. Determine the context of a web page
#   c. Make web-based email that doesn't make users want to cry
#   d. Make a SQL server that is worth a damn
#   e. Make an IM client that can stay connected to the net
#   f. Make a web browser
#   g. Come up with my own ideas
#   h. Control my own spiders (let alone use the right HTTP protocol for them)

User-agent: msnbot
Crawl-delay: 10
# /sbin/route add -net 65.52.0.0 netmask 255.252.0.0  reject  // block all of Microsoft if it doesn't adhere

# This is what I can do...
#   a. Make a game console
#   b. Make a sweet iPod killer (Zune)

# Does not use HTTP/1.1 with compression
# These are the brain dead spiders from major search engines
#
# User-agent: yahoo! Slurp
# User-agent: msnbot
# Disallow: /
# Allow: if ($_SERVER["SERVER_PROTOCOL"] === 'HTTP/1.1' || $relevancy > 0)
#
# Learn to use a HTTP protocol standard that's more than a decade old
# www.w3.org/Protocols/rfc2068/rfc2068.txt
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8 Responses to “Robotx txt V2”

moure said:

Joer es buenísimo xDDD

Jan 15th, 2010 at 12:53 pm

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Jan 15th, 2010 at 2:33 pm

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Jan 16th, 2010 at 8:33 am

Diseño web Ciudad Real said:

Que bueno…;)

Jan 18th, 2010 at 3:10 am

Snake said:

Jejeje está buenisimo :D

Feb 1st, 2010 at 1:07 pm

Drako said:

jaja esta muy original…

No se si se puede poner enlaces, si no mil disculpas, este es un error 404 de una pagina que tambien esta muy original y me gustaria compartirles:

marqueze.net/dgdagad

:D

Feb 3rd, 2010 at 5:15 pm

buzoneo said:

Nunca habia visto algo así… buenisimo!

Feb 12th, 2010 at 1:37 am

BUZONEO said:

ES ALGO MUY CREATIVO ,PERO QUIEN VA AVER EL ROBOTS.TXT SALVO SI ES UN USUARIO AVANZADO.

Aug 9th, 2011 at 9:06 am

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